Dubliners

So it's finally started. We're told there was more security for Real Madrid in Ireland than when the Pope visited. The bandwagon of the Second Coming really is up and running. Here are a few need-to-know stats about Real Madrid in Ireland

0- chance of locals catching a glimpse of the squad if they try to get near the hotel (according to the hotel manager)

0 - number of training sessions local fans will be able to see in person

1 - Dutch player to have jumped ship before kicking a ball (Huntelaar)

3 - training sessions per day that The Engineer is planning

9 -  days Real Madrid will be in Dublin

15 - temperature in Ireland

35 - temperature in Madrid

35 - kitmen, physios, security guards, well wishers, shoe cleaners, ball boys, and a coaching staff who make up the rest of the entourage

65 - cheapest double room at Carlton House Hotel, where Madrid are based (pounds)

250 - euros spent on two tickets to see Real Madrid's friendly agaisnt Shamrock Rovers

3,500 - capacity at Tallaght Stadium, where CR9 will make his debut as the World's Most Expensive footballer

6,700 - increased capacity for said match/show

24,000,000 - euro offer for Liverpool's Xabi Alonso

27,000,000 - euros paid for Huntelaar, who is now leaving, six months ago